Dan and Phil are the cutest in-the-closet-but-not-really/non-couple-but-really-who-are-they-kidding couple ever.
there-was-no-air:
My entry for Dan and Phil’s T-Shirt Contest ^-^
I wanted to get your opinion before I send it, would you guys wear this?~
I’m also making a poster so look forward to that.
amazzingphil:
CRYING
Me: *changes name to emily*
the-phan-goddess:
So I was looking through the Wikipedia edits that people did that I saved on my computer and I was dying of laughter so I thought I would share them with you in case you missed it c:




























































And here are the ones I did :3


So last school year was terrible. The absolute worst.
I lost myself for a while (Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been by Relient K= story of my life. Well of the last 2 years at least)… I wasn’t doing very well in school, which was weird since I’m usually an honor roll student. That was the 1st half of the year.
by the second half of the year, things got worse. I got sick, not life threateningly sick, but sick enough to have to miss school… for about four months. I already wasn’t doing so hot in school, and with having to miss so much school, I was falling even farther behind.
I had been gone from school for so long (almost seven months, including the summer) that I started not wanting to go back at all. I hardly enjoyed my summer because I spent the majority of it worrying about school (and watching doctor who/sherlock/tumblr-ing, but that’s besides the point.) Just the thought of having to go back made me want to regurgitate. I considered going to an online school- I did my research on online schools in Washington, I even printed out all the registration forms- but my mum would have none of it. She said it wasn’t a choice, and that I was going to B-EHS whether I liked it or not.
I spent the better half of august trying to convince her to let my go to Insight school of Washington (an online high school), which turned out to be a total waste of my summer.
So September came around and I lied to my mum- and really to myself as well- and said I was ready to go back to school. So I did my back to school shopping and was completely ready to go back… but not really. Not at all. School started Sept. 5th, and I realilized the night before that I wasn’t ready. I would not go back. I was still hoping I could somehow get my mum to let me go to online school.
So I stayed up like I would on any other Summer night… later actually, I think I went to sleep around 4 in the morning. I got two hours of sleep before my mum came into my room, expecting to easily get me out of bed. After twenty minutes of trying to pry me from my bed, she left… and came back with a pan of water. Seriously. Clothes and bed soaked- I still didn’t get out of bed. I was that set on not going to school. Or, better put, I was that stupid. fast-forward another hour of bickering, and i’m home alone. Alone with a headache, a stomachache, and a wet bed. Sounds marvelous, right?
The next day (what would’ve been my second day of school) i got up at seven, got ready(ish) and got in the car. My mum told me she was taking me to the doctor (sadly, not of the Who variety.) I didn’t believe her, because she’s told me in the past that we’re going to see the doctor, when in fact she’s taking me to school (“oh, right, your appointment’s after school, didn’t I say that? Bye, have fun sweetie.”) Oddly enough, she really did take me to the doctor. So we talked about what’s wrong with me, there was something about getting me on pills. That’s always fun.
Somehow I convinced my mum to give me the rest of the day to relax and calm down after the emotional ride that was visiting the doctor (I broke down crying twice because of things not even brought up. God help me.) I don’t know how I managed that one… oh, right, I promised her I’d go to school the next day. Dammit.
Thursday came and went, and suddenly it was Friday. The day I promised my mum I would go to school. Yay. I really, really, REALLY, did not want to go. But I got up and got ready, trying to convince myself I could do it the entire time. I don’t know how I managed to go, but I did. I really did.
And you know what? It wasn’t that bad. Really.
I have great classes with people I know in almost every period, pretty cool teachers, the same lunch period as my best friend, and ACTING class with my favorite teacher from last year (I love acting so much. I think this class will be great therapy for me.) I even made a new friend that likes, get this, danisnotonfire, amazingphil, Doctor Who, and Sherlock! (we have three classes together!)
So many people have asked me “are you okay. where were you last year?! what happened?!” that got me thinking and you know what? yes, I am okay. Really, I am. things may not be great, but they’re Okay. I’m okay. I’ve realized that Okay is good enough for now. The ‘Okay’ that I’m at now, is better than what I’ve been the last few years. I couldn’t even say I was Okay. Not without lying.
For the first time in years I can say it without having to lie.
I’m Okay.
Great can wait. I’m fine with being just okay, right now.
- Insanely yours, Tatiana Madera.
(I hope this all made sense, because I didn’t proofread it.)
Anonymous Asked:
wats ur favorite dan/phil quote?
My answer:“Penis, Dan. Penis penis penis.” - best quote ever in the history of everything. obviously.
fewfoundglory:
Dan and Phil could make an album filled with songs like this and I’d still buy it.
my mom walked in while this was playing. She walked right back out and told my grandmum that they need to find me some help.
amazingphil:
WALTER
yer mum
whippedcream-and-llamas:
sciencemadeoftears:
phil being cute
Gorgeous.
Too much sexy…ness….
llama-lions:
itsliterallynaomi:
ahoycapnbonbon:
saw this on dan’s video and it instantly made me smile (:
Awwww isn’t this so cute? :’ )
I love where this is freezed on xD Phil, why are you surprise butt sexing with Dan? ;)
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probably another thing Phil can’t so with his hands…
oh god that sounded wrong….
I didn’t mean it like that…
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Phil:
You know who my perfect girl is?
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Dan:
Who?
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Phil:
Your mum.
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Dan:
*hits Phil*
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Phil:
How did you not see that coming?
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Dan:
Well I don't know, some people don't see some things coming, like your mum didn't last night. ZING
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Phil:
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Dan:
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Phil:
I'm going to fill your bed with bees.